Be authentic. Always.

A lesson in authenticity, expressed via the medium of salad:

If this radish wasn’t masquerading as a mushroom, I’d have enjoyed it much more.

Instead, it is devoid of all purpose other than to make me think of (and really want) mushrooms.

1987 non-uniform day

I was adamant that I was going to school dressed as a punk.

Heavily influenced by Mary the punk in Eastenders, here’s how I turned out:

Kinda glad I didn’t go for the stone-wash jeans and Disney sweater look…